| Pfft...AHAHAHAHA Step 1 : Pick the month you were born, and record the appropriate phrase. Jan- I robbed, Feb- I needed, Mar- I ran naked with, Apr- I killed, May- I jumped, Jun - I smoked with, Jul- I banged, Aug- I ran shirtless with, Sept- I shot, Oct- I stabbed, Nov- I slapped, Dec- I cuddled Step 2: Pick the date you were born, and record the appropriate phrase. 1- The Trojan man, 2- A homeless guy, 3- A homo, 4- brittany spears, 5- A dog, 6- Jezzy the Snowman, 7- paris hilton, 8- My lover, 9- A toothbrush, 10- A glass of milk, 11- My boyfriend, 12- A teletubby, 13- The cookie monster, 14- A drunk, 15- A crack head, 16- A cat, 17- A bum, 18- A whore, 19- The Kool-Aid man, 20- A stripper, 21-A porn star, 22- barney the dinosaur, 23- A condom, 24- An Easter egg, 25- A hottie, 26- My exgirlfriend, 27- A bag of weed, 28- A female friend, 29- Your mom, 30- A bowl of cereal, 31- A rock star. Step 3: Pick what color shirt you're wearing, and record the appropriate phrase. White- Because that bitch stole my taco, Black- Because I love marijuana, Pink- Because I'm good in bed, Red- Because I have AMAZING boobs, Brown- Because I still love him, Polka Dots- Because I hate my life, Purple- Because I'm gay, Grey- Because I'm sexy like that, Green- Because I love to snort cocaine, Orange- Because I smoke crack, Turquoise- Because I have a noodle in my nose, Blue- Because I'm the sexiest bitch alive, Tye Dye- Because I'm a scuba diver, Other- Because I have double D's, None- Because I have a killer 6 pack I robbed A teletubby Because I smoke crack |













Bye Federica
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Mung Daal: Chowder, a good chef must listen to his gut! What does your gut say?
Chowder: My gut, eh?*lifts up shirt*
Gut: CAKE!!
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Calm down. Take a break. Eat a cookie.
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Mung Daal: Chowder, a good chef must listen to his gut! What does your gut say?
Chowder: My gut, eh?*lifts up shirt*
Gut: CAKE!!
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Love, love is a verb, love is a doing word.
-Lennon love to all, and to all a good nights rest.
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Mung Daal: Chowder, a good chef must listen to his gut! What does your gut say?
Chowder: My gut, eh?*lifts up shirt*
Gut: CAKE!!
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Love, love is a verb, love is a doing word.
-Lennon love to all, and to all a good nights rest.
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Mung Daal: Chowder, a good chef must listen to his gut! What does your gut say?
Chowder: My gut, eh?*lifts up shirt*
Gut: CAKE!!
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